Riding Knightly. Riding by Knight. Knight of a Thousand Riders.

[valis2]

Many thanks to ellid for sending me to a new archive, where I found all sorts of amusement.

• Kitt is found, having been ripped out of the shell of the car, and given a new body, one based on that of a human. Oh wow, I hadn't even thought of this--of course there would be KITT Ghost in the Shell diving into a human body stuff. All the better for the bawm chikka bawm bawm.


• Holy cow. subrosax was right. I've just found that there is Michael/KITT (IN CAR FORM) slash. *blinks* Dropping his hand to the warm hood, [Michael] stroked the smooth black shell with his fingertips. Wow. This is a form of slash for which I have no words.


• As wonderful as David Hasselhoff is, as much as I love him, and although he sparked the relationship between Michael Knight and Kitt in a way that brought the series to life; I still believe that in some ways, the Michael Knight he portrayed was a caricature of a person. NOES!! BLASPHEMER


• OMG, there is KITT h/c. Seriously. Spikes through the tires, buttons pulled out of the dash, all the windows smashed.


• A Christmas special! With a spectacular snow slopes chase! Please make it stop.


• Predictably, there about a million stories with the word knight in the title. And about a half million are puns on the word knight.


• Michael sat up on the low work bench, naked feet on Kitt's midnight hood, toes playing on the warm surface. Um, people, I don't know how many of these entries I can do after reading this.


• Having spent just over a year infultrating a gang of men determined to keep all those they consider too good for society away from the world, Michael has to make a difficult choice. The gang's leader decides that Michael's final display of loyalty must involve him putting six bullets through Kitt's dash board. ahahha! Yeah, because a gang leader would never want a car that could, you know, drive itself, was armored, and could outrace anything.


• This is a crossover of TKR with the established KR universe from above, that is: my KR universe :) Take what you've read so far and then push it a few years into the future, after Michael and Kitt have fulfilled the contract Michael signed in Beyond Loyalty. Now add TKR, its birth story slightly altered but with essentially all the events, people and cars, and you might get an idea of what I'm working on. Glad that's cleared up.


• For a moment, the rear wheels hit dust, catching the edge of the asphalt and skidding. Kitt caught the spin, wrapping his skill around it and forced the car back onto the road before it could more than throw up stones. Wrapping his whut around it?


• Author’s comment: Bulrush is a fictional town and doesn’t show up on any map of the Santa Catalina Island.


• This android body in which Kitt now walked was the second generation ‘Jez’, as Swan had called it. And what follows is page after page of Data-style oh-how-awkward-you-humans-are stuff.


• Telepathy! Seriously--there are several fics where KITT and Michael Knight have what I would call a Soul Bond in the HPverse.


• Gotta hand it to them...the fanfic people in this fandom are very graphics-oriented, and have lots of really cool fonts and images for their fanfic pages. Impressive.


• Devon's convertible waited silently, soulessly, uncaring that the life of the man that had brought it here had been shattered since it had been parked. Those non-talking cars are such uncaring bastards!

Comments

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I must admit, I was not expecting this. I swear. I mean, I've read so much HP bad!fic that I've seen fics where Snape gets turned into a baby crib, but sometimes in unfamiliar fandoms I do still get broadsided by the obvious...hee!

And the soul link theme seems to be quite popular. I was pretty amazed by how many people want those two to be one.

[seraphina_snape]

Oh, HP can prepare you for a lot of what people get up to in bad!fic. I don't think I'd be shocked by squid porn (giant squid/Remus Lupin, I think it was, and it was mpreg, too) or anything that's even more harmless by comparison.

Heh. Can you imagine Riptide/Cody? Or Nick/Mimi? Murray/Roboz? *g* I think I want someone to write me Murray/Roboz fic.

~ sera

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've read that squid/RL fic, lol! I've read squid/SS mpreg as well.

Heh. Can you imagine Riptide/Cody? Or Nick/Mimi? Murray/Roboz? *g* I think I want someone to write me Murray/Roboz fic.

Murray/Roboz does seem like a good ship, lol. But Riptide/Ebb Tide would be hot, too.

[oddmonster.livejournal.com]

Okay, why is Riptide/Ebb Tide making sense? Why is that appealing?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

ahaha! They'd be great metaphors for Nick/Cody...Riptide/Nick: old-fashioned, always dependable. Ebb Tide/Cody: Flashy, pretty, doesn't always have the long-range issues worked out. *snerk*

[seraphina_snape]

*g* I think everyone's read that squid/RL fic. Or at least knows it exists.

Riptide/Ebb Tide would rock. Although I'm not sure how exactly that would work. At least with Murray and the Roboz, you have some sort of starting point, but with two boats?

~ sera

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Well, considering I've read Hogwarts/Giant Squid that actually worked, I'm sure that Riptide/Ebb Tide could be accomplished as well. ha!

[seraphina_snape]

If all else fails, they could always develop a telepathic bond and have mental soul!sex...

~ sera

[valis2.livejournal.com]

ahahah! Yes, exactly!!

[cordeliadelayne]

Snape gets turned into a baby crib

I missed this comment earlier because...what?!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yes, a living baby crib. Ribs for slats.

I can't find the link, and honestly, I don't think I want to, unless you rilly rilly need to see it. It's really...uncomfortable. And frightening. Remus is turned into a stuffed werewolf with a glass eye that holds his soul...Harry is de-aged...*shivers*

[cordeliadelayne]

OMFG. No, no, no link necessary, I'm disturbed by the very idea such a thing exists as it is. Eep!

*thinks happy thoughts*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's best forgotten. Wish I could.