How to get rid of telephone solicitors

[valis2]

Earlier this evening my phone rang. My caller ID usually displays two lines of text, and is situated in a small nook that is a bit dark, so I can't always read what it says. When I looked, I could see only one line of text, which usually means that it's subrosax calling (it always displays "PRIVATE" when she calls).

So I answered in my usual manner, thinking it was her. "YO YO, IS THIS THE SAMSQUAMTCH? WHASSUP!" I shouted into the phone.

There was a hasty click.

Turns out it was displaying "UNAVAILABLE," not "PRIVATE," and it was most likely a sales call of some sort.

lol.

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[drusillas-rain.livejournal.com]

ahaha :D


So, I think I was channelling you last night in my dreams - there was a group of people who were speculating that the next big fandom platform (the one that makes all of lj pick-up and move) would be sentient gorillas.

Yeah, I'm not sure either. But I did get to go and take a tour of gorillas hanging out in a river along with some other fen.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow! I would love GorillaJournal. That would rock. We could all swing from the virtual trees!!

Yeah, you definitely found some of my antibiotics, lol.