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Mar. 14th, 2005 04:08 pmvalis2This is quite amusing...
Build-a-Snape
1. Physique a. emaciated, b. lean but well-muscled
2. The Reason for His Greasiness e. hereditary from his mother
3. His Bits e. our secret
4. His Sexual History e. a great many non-consensual encounters, but nothing else
5. His Sexual Prowessb. mostly inexperienced, yet with obvious innate talent
6. His Private Quarters b. Millions and millions of books, plus spare-but-elegant furnishings
7. His Bedsheets e. Scratchy but satisfying once they are thrown out and the house-elves bring new ones
8. His Lamentable Past a. abused by parents, b. abused by Voldemort, c. abused by Lucius, f. abused by self (but not a lot)
9. What Color is His Parachute After the War? b. independent potions research, d. lives as a hermit, wandering the moors and thinking bitter thoughts
10. His Drink of Choice a. firewhisky
11. His Leisure Pursuits d. has no leisure time- it's all spent spying. See the circles under his eyes?
12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and: f. black billowing robe
13. His Undergarments e. boxers, greying
14. Optional Features k. if you bring your enemies to him he'll take care of them
Build-a-Snape
1. Physique a. emaciated, b. lean but well-muscled
2. The Reason for His Greasiness e. hereditary from his mother
3. His Bits e. our secret
4. His Sexual History e. a great many non-consensual encounters, but nothing else
5. His Sexual Prowessb. mostly inexperienced, yet with obvious innate talent
6. His Private Quarters b. Millions and millions of books, plus spare-but-elegant furnishings
7. His Bedsheets e. Scratchy but satisfying once they are thrown out and the house-elves bring new ones
8. His Lamentable Past a. abused by parents, b. abused by Voldemort, c. abused by Lucius, f. abused by self (but not a lot)
9. What Color is His Parachute After the War? b. independent potions research, d. lives as a hermit, wandering the moors and thinking bitter thoughts
10. His Drink of Choice a. firewhisky
11. His Leisure Pursuits d. has no leisure time- it's all spent spying. See the circles under his eyes?
12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and: f. black billowing robe
13. His Undergarments e. boxers, greying
14. Optional Features k. if you bring your enemies to him he'll take care of them
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Date: 2005-03-14 09:26 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-03-17 07:00 pm (UTC)LOL! This is fun!
More silly stuff
Date: 2005-03-21 09:17 pm (UTC)I have some enemies that Snape can take care of. Really.
Re: More silly stuff
Date: 2005-03-22 12:00 am (UTC)There's this Breaking Benjamin song that has the line
Bring me your enemies
Lay them before me
And walk away
It always makes me think of him.