More Word spell check fun...

[valis2]

Word thinks "manticore" should be "mantic ore" or "manicure".

I don't know about you, but having a "manicure" rampaging about in a fic is just not as awe-inspiring as a manticore. Seriously.

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[avus.livejournal.com]

There once was a thrice fierce manticore
Whose rages were fiercely manic or
Rather depressed.
Bipolar, I guess,
'Til lithium became its manic-cure.

Bad, I know, but what can you expect on the fly? Not literally what Word thought, but perhaps close. And nothing dirty about it. Gee, maybe I'm recovering?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

A clean limerick? *boggles* What's the world coming to?

[avus.livejournal.com]

We are clearly in an age of decline.