Sue Profile #11 & #12

[valis2]

[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

• Name of Sue: Mauve Bloodthorn


• Other: no physical description yet - it's a WIP that was never finished


• Exchange student or DADA professor?: University student, so yes.
  
• Went to Hogwarts with Snape/Marauders?: no


• Unique magic ability: Hogwarts leads her to classes on time but after hours it leads her to new and interesting parts of the castle!


• Other: speaks Old English (or "ancient English")


• Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: SETS HIS OWN HAIR ON FIRE and the Sue saves him but he gets all mad at her: he thinks she's ruined the potion he was making but he doesn't realize it's a sooper speshul potion and she stops him from throwing it out.


• Relationship with Snape: meeting-of-the-minds


• Sue House: Angstywaah

And because that wasn't enough, here's another.

• Name of Sue: Gwen Llewellyn


• Other: no physical description yet :O


• Exchange student or DADA professor?: no


• Outcast or beloved: beloved


• Tragic past: her daddy is a big important "Aurora"; and doesn't pay attention to her;


• Went to Hogwarts with Snape/Marauders?: YES


• Past relationships: Lily's BFF; her dad is a great "Aurora"; crush on Sirius


• Martial arts/sports: is on the Gryffindor Quidditch team


• Special pet: cat named Jigsaw


• Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: agrees to help her with Potions after she asks out of the blue, but apart from that he's kind of mean to her


• Relationship with Snape: romcom


• Other: oh god, it's written in the present tense; WHO THE HELL IS SEVEROUS SNAPE?! THIS HAD BETTER BE A ONE-TIME TYPO! *pause* IT'S NOT! IT'S SPELLED THAT WAY EVERY TIME! GAAAH!


• Sue House: Bitchiwitch

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[valis2.livejournal.com]

hahaha! You know, without that bit, I wouldn't have even bothered including this profile--but I had to because of it! hilarious. :)