Oh, I have to share the torture.
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valis2I have about ten minutes left before I leave for work. Instead of doing something productive I'm looking for new SS stories at ffnet. Stop laughing...sometimes there are one or two that make it worth the search.
Just found one with this line:
"However," [Voldemort] added as he stopped in front of the onyx, shoulder-length haired man, "some of you have failed to bring information of happenings at Hogwarts. Therefore, you shall be reprimanded with much more torture."
Hahahaha!! So now Severus is actually made out of onyx. I wonder what the torture is. Someone with a chisel?
And that's not all. Act now and you'll receive this astonishing passage free of charge...this is from an OFC's POV...
Wonder what kind of meeting Snape is at, she thought dryly as to cloud her mind with thoughts to help her stay awake.
"Perhaps a "Knit Your Own Jumpers" meeting," she mumbled to herself jokingly. "Or a reading session where he reads books to little children."
She laughed out loud in glee as she humored herself with the picture of Severus Snape sitting in a chair reading to little kids, clad in a shirt that stated "I Love Children." She was having way too much fun. But then a picture of him topless sprouted into her mind. She noted his taut abs and formed muscles but shook her head instantly after that. Where the hell did that come from? She asked herself wildly.
I don't know about you, but I'm not really prone to asking myself rhetorical questions wildly, honest. I love how she imagines Severus topless and then "notes" his physical beauty and is surprised by it, even though she's the one who imagined it.
The author definitely has promise, is earnest, but has a definite case of Mary Sue-itis.
Oh, and as if this wasn't enough, "orbs" is in the third paragraph of the first chapter. Oh, I have to quote it...
The dark orbs that shone into his soul were blocked off. Blocked off by unhappiness and loneliness. But that was the way he preferred it.
Not only are they orbs, but they see inward as well. Wow.
And one more for the road:
Jocelyn turned her chestnut colored head to her good friend, Madame Rosmerta.
Oh, this is just too amusing for words.
ETA: Argh! I've found another one! Check out these lines:
[Ron] read and read again the letter. That was really his Potions teacher.
Insatiable Snape.
Ron and Severus and not even in a relationship at this moment. "Insatiable" makes no sense whatsoever.
When [Severus] saw that the 22 years old young man was also looking at him, he looked away.
Ron sat down. He waited until the Professor had finished correcting the "copies"
- You wanted to see me, professor?
- Call me Severus. And stop looking at me like that!! I'm not an escaped insane killer!!
Hahaha...
Just found one with this line:
"However," [Voldemort] added as he stopped in front of the onyx, shoulder-length haired man, "some of you have failed to bring information of happenings at Hogwarts. Therefore, you shall be reprimanded with much more torture."
Hahahaha!! So now Severus is actually made out of onyx. I wonder what the torture is. Someone with a chisel?
And that's not all. Act now and you'll receive this astonishing passage free of charge...this is from an OFC's POV...
Wonder what kind of meeting Snape is at, she thought dryly as to cloud her mind with thoughts to help her stay awake.
"Perhaps a "Knit Your Own Jumpers" meeting," she mumbled to herself jokingly. "Or a reading session where he reads books to little children."
She laughed out loud in glee as she humored herself with the picture of Severus Snape sitting in a chair reading to little kids, clad in a shirt that stated "I Love Children." She was having way too much fun. But then a picture of him topless sprouted into her mind. She noted his taut abs and formed muscles but shook her head instantly after that. Where the hell did that come from? She asked herself wildly.
I don't know about you, but I'm not really prone to asking myself rhetorical questions wildly, honest. I love how she imagines Severus topless and then "notes" his physical beauty and is surprised by it, even though she's the one who imagined it.
The author definitely has promise, is earnest, but has a definite case of Mary Sue-itis.
Oh, and as if this wasn't enough, "orbs" is in the third paragraph of the first chapter. Oh, I have to quote it...
The dark orbs that shone into his soul were blocked off. Blocked off by unhappiness and loneliness. But that was the way he preferred it.
Not only are they orbs, but they see inward as well. Wow.
And one more for the road:
Jocelyn turned her chestnut colored head to her good friend, Madame Rosmerta.
Oh, this is just too amusing for words.
ETA: Argh! I've found another one! Check out these lines:
[Ron] read and read again the letter. That was really his Potions teacher.
Insatiable Snape.
Ron and Severus and not even in a relationship at this moment. "Insatiable" makes no sense whatsoever.
When [Severus] saw that the 22 years old young man was also looking at him, he looked away.
Ron sat down. He waited until the Professor had finished correcting the "copies"
- You wanted to see me, professor?
- Call me Severus. And stop looking at me like that!! I'm not an escaped insane killer!!
Hahaha...
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Date: 2005-03-22 06:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-03-22 11:41 pm (UTC)Heh...a good challenge for
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