Sue Profile #21 & #22

[valis2]

[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

Short one this week, so I did two.

• Name of Sue: Winter Walker


• Eye color: Mahogany brown


• Hair color: chestnut brown


• Nationality: American? Mentions she is half-Mexican


• Outcast or beloved: beloved


• House: Gryffindor, either same year or 1 year younger then Harry


• Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: Sits in Snapes lap and tries to kiss him. In class.


• Relationship with Snape: She is trying to seduce him for a dare, but really sucks at it. First chapter has Fred and George Weasley begging her to do this dare; she has to seduce Snape before end of year. But it later says Hermione is Head Girl and has her own room. So why are Fred and George at school? Author doesn't say.


• Sue House: Sparklypoo

• Name of Sue: Rayanna Silvia


• Eye color: bright green


• Hair color: red/brown


• Clothing: dark breeches, long green cloak


• Unique magic ability: She is a Mistress of Earth


• Special pet: Has 3 wolves and a hawk with her, that she can communicate with; a fire wolf, a wolf of ice and a wolf of water


• Sue House: Sparklypoo

Comments

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Tries to seduce Snape. In class. Riiiiiiiight!

Good GOD, these are stupidly funny.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

They really are. Only seven left, wah! But there are a couple that will make you blink in amazement. no lie. :)

[droxy.livejournal.com]

House sparklypoo certainly has a lot of these.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hells yes. It's definitely the biggest house by far.

And your icon is so appropriate. ha!

[gmonkey42.livejournal.com]

I bet Rayannnnna had two ice wolves until one got too close to the fire wolf. That just seems like an accident waiting to happen.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

And what happened to the earth wolf? Did it get too closer to the water wolf and become...mud?

[nickygabriel]

LOL

[sara-merry99.livejournal.com]

::sporfle::

These are a *scream*. Kissed Snape during class! :D

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Aren't they fun? I love the idea of a student just plunking herself in Snape's lap and SMOOCH!!

Dude, I'm totally loling here.

[thedoingofit.livejournal.com]

a fire wolf, a wolf of ice and a wolf of water
Those would be the pets I would choose, too, if I were a Sue... Think of the possibilities! All of the clothing I could coordinate them with! ;oP