Sue Profile #26: Severus does not want a Muggle chihuahua

[valis2]

[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

We're down to the end! This is a two-for-one entry, and then next Sunday is the last. *sob*

• Name of Sue: Morning Sun Fey


• Eye color: iridescent blue green eyes, the colour of a glacial lake


• Hair color: long red hair


• Curves in all the right places: very shapely


• Unique magic ability: "Her tiny frame contained an immense amount of magic. For her it was second nature to waive her hand or mumble some ancient Sidhe phrase for whatever she wanted. Her soul was kin to the earth. The plants in the forest almost seemed to be singing the praise of his gentle lover. They often went for long walks in the woods. The creatures of the wild frequently came out of hiding to tag along beside the woman."


• Wandless magic: yes


• Special pet: Has 2 cats, George and NotGeorge


• Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: Lets her chew on his neck and massage his cock under the table at The Leaky Cauldron.


• Sue House: Sparklypoo

• Name of Sue: Trinity Silvia


• Eye color: almond-shaped green-hazel eyes


• Hair color: straight black chin-length hair with a bright red highlight on the left side


• Clothing: brown high-heeled boots


• Other: tall and thin, glossed heart shaped lips


• Exchange student or DADA professor?: DADA prof


• Past relationships: Snape as a child


• Unique magic ability: She is Snape's "silent observer"; knows a potion that is an improvement of Snape's


• Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: His pet name is "Snarky," Narc's is "Bossy," and Lucius's is "Pointy"


• Relationship with Snape: knew Snape from the past -- fate?


• Other: Shares his dreams; author's note: "I apologize for my horrible grammar"; author's note (chp 3): A/N: "I know Severus is OOC…I’m sorry."


• Sue House: Bitchiwitch

But wait...an excerpt!

[Dumbledore: "Severus…this might be good for you. I’m positive that if you had met her before you became a spy you two would now be happily married with 4 or 5 adorable children, a pony and a muggle Chihuahua named Snowball."

Severus winced. “Albus, even if I did get ‘happily married’, which is highly improbable, I would not have more than 2 children, I would not purchase a pony, and if I was forced to choose a muggle canine it would be a very large Flat-Coated Retriever.”

Comments

[acid.livejournal.com]

Awww, I'll miss these entries. They've always made me grin. I'm looking forward to the last one, though. Such a great (and terrible) Sue collection.

http://scienceblogs.com/bioephemera/2011/01/octopus_throne_when_a_four-leg.php - I saw this today, and immediately thought of you. So, um, tossing the link at you, because it has to be shared.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I've just finished putting the last one together, and I'll post it tomorrow. It's amazing, seriously.

And the octopus throne...there are no words. Holy cow. Or, I should say, holy cephalopod. *boggles* Thanks for the link!!