Drabbling

[valis2]

Outright stolen from ac1d6urn

Every person on your f-list gets to request a drabble (100 words exactly) from you. In return, they should post this in their journal and write a drabble for you. Post all fandoms you're willing to write for. Your friends can pick a relationship, a story arc, a missing scene, commentary! or pretty much anything they want, unless the author has previously mentioned that they will not write it. They comment with what they want, and you write drabbles and post it in your LiveJournal.

HP, any pairing involving SS, no house-elves, Mrs. Norris, or students, if possible.

I could write a drabble or two tonight...yeah...

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[valis2.livejournal.com]

Severus yanked open the door to the broom closet. Filch was nowhere to be found. Slamming it closed he stalked off in the direction of Filch's office.

The door was covered in lists of banned materials of all kinds, and it took some doing to find the knob. "Filch!" he roared, pulling it open. He froze in shock.

Argus Filch was standing completely still, holding a turtle in one hand and wearing nothing except a necktie.

Severus couldn't stop staring. "What..."

"What are you doing here?" squeaked Filch in a substantially higher voice than normal.

"I...just...you..." Severus could not seem to regain his balance for a moment. Then his eye met the turtle's, who looked positively desperate. "What are you doing?" he demanded.

"I'm waxing my turtle!" said Filch defensively.

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Argh! Sorry, it didn't come out well. But I tried!

[privatemaladict.livejournal.com]

Aaaaahhh!!! The... mental... image...

"Waxing my turtle" has to be the funniest euphemism I have yet heard...