Crazy summary from (where else) ffnet...
May. 20th, 2005 03:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valis2A young Muggle girl finds her way into Hogwarts and also into the infamous Potions Master.
Sounds messy.
ETA: bwa haha hahahahah!!
Two households, both alike in dignity, in London, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes-A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life…
"Fatal loins"?!! HAHAHhaha
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gillieweed has pointed me to this abomination.
Sounds messy.
ETA: bwa haha hahahahah!!
Two households, both alike in dignity, in London, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes-A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life…
"Fatal loins"?!! HAHAHhaha
ETA:
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Date: 2005-05-20 10:24 pm (UTC)It's the way Romeo and Juliet should have been - true love with a personal twist!
OW! Ow ow ow ow ow!! It burnssss!
*sobs*
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Date: 2005-05-20 10:25 pm (UTC)What's more, if you choose the Happy Ending Version a new scene is added with an unexpected plot twist — the lovers live happily ever after! A short scene is added after Act V Scene III. It turns out the apothecary's poison didn't work and Romeo survives, and Juliet's stabbing of herself merely made her pass out. (With sincere apologies to William Shakespeare, Mercutio and Tybalt!)
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Date: 2005-05-20 10:42 pm (UTC)Can you imagine if someone gave that to you as a wedding gift?
"Uh...Us? as Romeo & Juliet? But...er...they die at the end."
"Oh no, sweetie, this is the new Happy Ending Version (tm)!"
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Date: 2005-05-20 11:12 pm (UTC)