Crazy summary from (where else) ffnet...

[valis2]

A young Muggle girl finds her way into Hogwarts and also into the infamous Potions Master.

Sounds messy.

ETA: bwa haha hahahahah!!

Two households, both alike in dignity, in London, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes-A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life…

"Fatal loins"?!! HAHAHhaha

ETA: gillieweed has pointed me to this abomination.

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[valis2.livejournal.com]

"Possessed by Pudge: One Brave Woman's Story! Details at Ten O'clock!"

[mortifyd.livejournal.com]

*SNERK*

Oh, the things I could write about that... so many different angles to use...

and think of the miryad of teasers!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

"But officer, it was so biiig! I just...I couldn't resist! It was hypnotic, I tell you...positively MESMERizing..."

[mortifyd.livejournal.com]

"The pudge has consumed our lives... he used to be slim and sensitive, now it's all "Where are the buttertarts?" and "Did you remember the roasted chicken?" *brave sniffle*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

"And I don't even want to mention the biscuits! Ah, someone take me from this nightmare, rescue me from this dark harbour..."

[mortifyd.livejournal.com]

"They simply don't know what it's like, living with this shadow over our lives, a Judas Kiss..."

[valis2.livejournal.com]

"How can I compete when he thinks clotted cream is Something the Lord Made?"

[mortifyd.livejournal.com]

"I have had to resort to fantasy, to remembering the way it was - I admit I close my eyes..."

[valis2.livejournal.com]

"But it cannot be as it was...he is now enraptured with tim-tams. Truly, madly, deeply enraptured."

[mortifyd.livejournal.com]

"But I stand by him, depsite his faults and obsession with dessert treats... in the end, it is love, actually..."

[valis2.livejournal.com]

"True love, even though I spend hours in the kitchen making his favorite snack, snow cake..."

[mortifyd.livejournal.com]

"or dab cinnamon behind my ears, it is his favourite perfume..."

[valis2.livejournal.com]

rofl!!!

"I sometimes think if he knew about a wonderful fruit tartlet in another dimension, he'd send me through the galaxy, quest-ing for it..."

[mortifyd.livejournal.com]

OK, you win. Because that? I'm not even going to try and top!

*showers you with pudgy pops, chocolate Alans and blueberry shorts*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

"I'd like to thank the IMDb..."

Mortifyd is Love! *savors the yum of Alan*

*unleashes a sea of Alan liqueur*