Well, some things are universal.

[valis2]

Healer Mary Sues with long names and silly nicknames.

Pretentious titles in French. Why anyone would speak French in the Star Warsverse makes me scratch my head.

Men who act like women.

Soulbonds between Jedi.

I love that many people apparently think that "vacations" for Jedi are necessary. Especially so that the Jedi can...ahem..."get away together".

Bizarre uses of familiar and basic Earth things in everyday societies that have enough technology for space travel.

Ahahahah *gasp* ahahaha!! A Brian Adams Jedi songfic!

Absolutely ridiculous swearing. How in Sith hell could his master be so calm, look so cool?

People jumping into bed without any sort of realistic motivation.

Spelling errors. Qui-Gon stared at Obi-Wan minuet after minuet; half expecting the boy's nightmares to begin once again.

Crazy summaries. Qui-Gon is wounded in a pirate attack, and Obi-Wan must convince him that sex is the best medicine.

One story mentions a prank gone horribly wrong.

Yep, I feel right at home in the Star Warsverse. It's just like HP.

Comments

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

Have you read any of the published works? My god, they invented a ghost jedi named Callista, who is trapped in the computer systems of a jedi training ship...she and Luke fall in love, even have mind sex, and it cumulates with her taking over one of Luke's pupil's bodies (the other woman okayed it, as she wanted to die and be with her lover), and they dance off happily together, till the next book, when Callista leaves him. Oh...and the body starts to change more and more to look like the actual Callista.

I can't believe that someone allowed that to be published, nor for the character to be used in two more novels.

Blech! The bood is called The Children of the Jedi btw...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

owowowow! Stop! It hurts!

Oh, the pain.

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

I bet you could get that one customized. With a happy ending.

*runs away*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned how eeeeevil you are recently? And how well you fit into our eeeeeevil organization? *laughs*