Well, some things are universal.

[valis2]

Healer Mary Sues with long names and silly nicknames.

Pretentious titles in French. Why anyone would speak French in the Star Warsverse makes me scratch my head.

Men who act like women.

Soulbonds between Jedi.

I love that many people apparently think that "vacations" for Jedi are necessary. Especially so that the Jedi can...ahem..."get away together".

Bizarre uses of familiar and basic Earth things in everyday societies that have enough technology for space travel.

Ahahahah *gasp* ahahaha!! A Brian Adams Jedi songfic!

Absolutely ridiculous swearing. How in Sith hell could his master be so calm, look so cool?

People jumping into bed without any sort of realistic motivation.

Spelling errors. Qui-Gon stared at Obi-Wan minuet after minuet; half expecting the boy's nightmares to begin once again.

Crazy summaries. Qui-Gon is wounded in a pirate attack, and Obi-Wan must convince him that sex is the best medicine.

One story mentions a prank gone horribly wrong.

Yep, I feel right at home in the Star Warsverse. It's just like HP.

Comments

[saridout.livejournal.com]

Qui-Gon stared at Obi-Wan minuet after minuet...

AHHahahahahaha XD

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Isn't that great? And no spellchecker will catch it, either...

[annecatherine.livejournal.com]

Qui-Gon stared at Obi-Wan minuet after minuet; half expecting the boy's nightmares to begin once again.

Bwa! Obi-wan supposed to be doing the [light]saber dance, not the minuet. Oh, the horror! ;)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh, I want to see the lightsaber dance! Yum!

Obi-Wan yelled, "Get Bach here, boy!"

[superbunny3000.livejournal.com]

get bach here....HAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!!

[mimbulus.livejournal.com]

Especially so that the Jedi can...ahem..."get away together".

*g* Like they're not going on Speshul Missions together all the effing time. One would think those people are joined at the hip or something.

Absolutely ridiculous swearing. How in Sith hell could his master be so calm, look so cool?

At least, like Yoda, while going at it, talk they do not.

Qui-Gon is wounded in a pirate attack, and Obi-Wan must convince him that sex is the best medicine.

Arrrrr, matey!!

A Brian Adams Jedi songfic!

*death by spork*

Those people are better and more effective at ruining SW than George Lucas is.

Now you have to give us some good SW fic recs.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Arrrrr, matey!!

*dies laughing*

Now you have to give us some good SW fic recs.

If I find any, I'll let you know! *laughs*

[chrysantza.livejournal.com]

Qui-Gon is wounded in a pirate attack, and Obi-Wan must convince him that sex is the best medicine.

That's not a wooden leg, wink-wink.

A Brian Adams Jedi songfic!


O_o At least it's not Evanescence.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

That's not a wooden leg, wink-wink.

Me mizzenmast's been hoisted!

[chrysantza.livejournal.com]

ARRR! I've just been fingered by Captain Hook!

[absurdwords.livejournal.com]

Yes, Star Wars is just like Harry Potter.

*sporks eyes*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I had such ridiculous ideas, ideas that it would be different, but no. Jedi Sues, just like Animagi Sues.

[absurdwords.livejournal.com]

With sooper speshul lightsabers...

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

Have you read any of the published works? My god, they invented a ghost jedi named Callista, who is trapped in the computer systems of a jedi training ship...she and Luke fall in love, even have mind sex, and it cumulates with her taking over one of Luke's pupil's bodies (the other woman okayed it, as she wanted to die and be with her lover), and they dance off happily together, till the next book, when Callista leaves him. Oh...and the body starts to change more and more to look like the actual Callista.

I can't believe that someone allowed that to be published, nor for the character to be used in two more novels.

Blech! The bood is called The Children of the Jedi btw...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

owowowow! Stop! It hurts!

Oh, the pain.

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

I bet you could get that one customized. With a happy ending.

*runs away*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned how eeeeevil you are recently? And how well you fit into our eeeeeevil organization? *laughs*

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

XD Hey, I might only have written a drabble and drew porn art, but I'm literate and in the fandom. :D

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yes, there must be some well-written Star Wars fanfic besides yours. You gave me too much hope! ;)

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I only have a drabble. I'm not saying mine's good, I'm just saying I'm literate. ;D

fernwithy writes good SW genfic. She's definitely much better than I'm going to be. I'll just be literate, tis all I can promise. XD

You asked...

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

Morwen Tindomerel writes a decent AU series with Kenobi and Jinn spawn and Jedi Youngling!Han Solo. Yeah, it sunds trite, and it's not the most original in truth, but she's good at getting into the characters.

NatzandtheRatz did Rats Wars and the RW Diaries. The diaries are the complete version, but they're not as detailed and harder to get into because of the Bobba Fett accent.

A Day in the Life of Wembly: Evil Sith Lord. It's crackfic. Almighty Ishboo had an even more crack-filled crackfic up, but it was script format with emoticons. I make no apologies. It's funny crackfic.

Like Fire and Ice Me? A shameless H/L shipper? Yes, ma'am.

So, so far I haven't found anything to rival my favorite LotR pieces, but trust me, it's better than Eddingsfic.

(And sorry if this shows up twice. Damn 'puter...)

Re: You asked...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hey, thanks! I'll have to check it out.

[tsh9s.livejournal.com]

Pretentious titles in French.

Ugh, I so agree with you! Horrible.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Once in awhile a story title in a different language is actually an interesting exploration of a theme in the story.

But the other 98% of the time...not so much.

What is it about French that attracts so many new writers?

[pen-and-umbra.livejournal.com]

Jedi songfics? *holds head* Gah! I've not dared to venture into the Pit for SW fics because I have been permanently scarred by the HP section... and reading this, I'm thinking I should stay away. Mary Sues that stop Anakin from becoming a baddie ("OMG ick, he's all deformed and, like, stuff!") make Baby Jesus cry.

...pirate attack? Sex as medicine? Oh, that has to be a parody. Has to.</>

Yep, the Warsverse (say that three times fast!) on LJ seems to have sprung up from obscurity to popularity on my f-list overnight. Funny how that happens. Um, subtext makes the world go 'round? ;)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Yes, most of the stuff I found in the h/c realm was Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan.

You know that it will be all about the Anakin/Obi-Wan now. I'm sure that someone out there will have the "brilliant" idea to write an alternate ending to episode III...

I was surprised to see that SW only has 11,000 entries on ffnet.

[straussmonster.livejournal.com]

minuet after minuet

Jedi love French dance suites. :)

[valis2.livejournal.com]

French dance suites...quite amusing. I just wonder why they go through all the treble.

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

There's Mozart to using lightsabers than fancy footwork. I guess it just helps them stay composed.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I bet they can scale tall buildings. They're more in tune with the Force, after all.

[straussmonster.livejournal.com]

Muahaha! They must be after the keys to something important.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I think they're trying to bring the universe into harmony again.

[kleio-the-muse.livejournal.com]

Yep, I feel right at home in the Star Warsverse. It's just like HP.

Yeah, that's the worst part, isn't it, to realise they're all the same? Oh, bloodySith hell!:D

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hahaha! Yes, exactly. Sith hell!