Well, some things are universal.

[valis2]

Healer Mary Sues with long names and silly nicknames.

Pretentious titles in French. Why anyone would speak French in the Star Warsverse makes me scratch my head.

Men who act like women.

Soulbonds between Jedi.

I love that many people apparently think that "vacations" for Jedi are necessary. Especially so that the Jedi can...ahem..."get away together".

Bizarre uses of familiar and basic Earth things in everyday societies that have enough technology for space travel.

Ahahahah *gasp* ahahaha!! A Brian Adams Jedi songfic!

Absolutely ridiculous swearing. How in Sith hell could his master be so calm, look so cool?

People jumping into bed without any sort of realistic motivation.

Spelling errors. Qui-Gon stared at Obi-Wan minuet after minuet; half expecting the boy's nightmares to begin once again.

Crazy summaries. Qui-Gon is wounded in a pirate attack, and Obi-Wan must convince him that sex is the best medicine.

One story mentions a prank gone horribly wrong.

Yep, I feel right at home in the Star Warsverse. It's just like HP.

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[pen-and-umbra.livejournal.com]

Jedi songfics? *holds head* Gah! I've not dared to venture into the Pit for SW fics because I have been permanently scarred by the HP section... and reading this, I'm thinking I should stay away. Mary Sues that stop Anakin from becoming a baddie ("OMG ick, he's all deformed and, like, stuff!") make Baby Jesus cry.

...pirate attack? Sex as medicine? Oh, that has to be a parody. Has to.</>

Yep, the Warsverse (say that three times fast!) on LJ seems to have sprung up from obscurity to popularity on my f-list overnight. Funny how that happens. Um, subtext makes the world go 'round? ;)

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Yes, most of the stuff I found in the h/c realm was Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan.

You know that it will be all about the Anakin/Obi-Wan now. I'm sure that someone out there will have the "brilliant" idea to write an alternate ending to episode III...

I was surprised to see that SW only has 11,000 entries on ffnet.