My computer is out to get me!

[valis2]

After what happened with the last entry and Alan Rickman, I thought The Voice had stopped haunting me.

I was wrong.

This music program...Connect...SonicStage...whatever the hell it is...it's quite nice. It's from Sony. Sony hates me, though.

I chose to import everything on my hard drive into the program. Great, huh? Oh, yeah, perfect. Except for one thing. It put a bunch of crap on there too. People I've never heard of, songs I've never heard, I'm sure it's a bit of marketing for them, yeah, thanks. So I'm going through one by one and deleting them if they're awful. Most of them have been awful.

So I'm listening to a track called "Closet" by someone/some band entitled Ern Yoka (that's what it reads, I swear), and I'm not really paying attention. I'm thinking, oh yeah, another stupid track where they try to make themselves sound eerie by having someone speak in the background in an affected manner.

And then I realize it's Alan Rickman.

And even worse, it's his dialogue from Closetland, one of the most chilling movies I've ever seen.

*dies again*

Comments

[scatteredlogic.livejournal.com]

~looks astonished~ What the hell has this program done to your computer? It is generating its own mixes?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

For the first Alan event, it played the next song (alphabetically) in my folder, which happened to be the Alan sonnet.

Then for the next Alan event, it played some weird song that they automatically downloaded to my computer because I picked Alternative music. It was some sort of odd techno/Alan's voice thing. Strange, huh?

[scatteredlogic.livejournal.com]

I'm truly torn between thinking that's either incredibly cool or incredibly creepy.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

It might have been okay if they had used nearly any movie except for Closetland, which creeps me right out.

[scatteredlogic.livejournal.com]

~nods~ They certainly must have been going for the creep factor by choosing dialogue from that particular movie.