*giggling madly*

[valis2]

I've been called a "dumb bitch" on the internet!

I feel like I've been baptized into the online faith. *giggles some more*

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[superbunny3000.livejournal.com]

bless you my child, you have been anointed!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Heh...thank you! Hey, where's your fun icon?

[kitschicat.livejournal.com]

Having been thrown into that category myself on countless occassions, let me be the first to say welcome! We are the few...the...proud...the Dumb Bitches Of The Internet.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I almost changed my secondary LJ name to Dumb Bitch, but thought better of it. ;)

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

Welcome to our exclusive club! Jeeves has drinks ready on the veranda!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Wow, I never knew it had such perks, or I would have insisted that someone call me that a lot sooner!

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

Just wait until you get, "I never liked her anyway, nyer nyer!"

You get a tiara!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

No way!!

Something to aspire to! Awesome.

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

Da dada da da da DAAAAA!


Isn't it lovely! Don't you want one too?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha!!! *gasp* *gasp ahahahahahahahah!!

It's PERFECT!!

I am laughing so hard right now.

So do you wear yours in public often?

[elliek-21.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! Welcome to the club!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hahahah! Thank you. Is there a pool?

[sylvadin.livejournal.com]

It's the little joys in life that matter most ;-)

Out of curiosity, what subject matter were you discussing when you were 'annointed'?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

It was another LJ user (someone I don't know) who mentioned my story and was quite frustrated that I hadn't updated in awhile. :)

[chrysantza.livejournal.com]

You've arrived!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*walks down red bitch carpet*

[avus.livejournal.com]

Sadly, being male, unless someone makes a real blunder, I guess I'll never be baptized in the true faith, something I've suspected for a long time. Unless, of course, there's a separate baptismal incantation for males, especially aging males?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hmm...I'll bet there is a separate anointing...you'll have to go rile things up so you can find out what it is!

[avus.livejournal.com]

Ah, but it isn't that I can't rile things up. It's that when I do, most people don't care. Maybe riling people up isn't my metier anymore. And I used to be so good at it. Sigh. The torch has been passed to a new generation. I'm clearly a has-been.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

You'll just have to work harder. Find that hornets' nest! Poke it with an electric cattle prod!

[avus.livejournal.com]

So there's hope for me yet? I'm not doing a McArthurian not dying, but just fading away?

You'll be pleased to note that I may post something about hate as a mental illness. Maybe that'll prod someone. And I should confess, I made a poor Tory Brit -- a really nice fellow -- apopletic w/ a response to his political post. I think the dear man is still taking great calming breaths. And I thought I was being discreet.

Actually, though, I should confess. I've done my full share of stirring up trouble. (I can give references, if you want.) My goal now is more to find meeting grounds between highly divergent & abrasive opinions, meeting grounds that are productive. Stirring up rage, while sometimes great fun & highly entertaining, doesn't really get me anywhere, most of the time. Except for its cathartic value -- and that I can achieve w/ my wife, though sometimes she gets tired of my rants, even though she agrees w/ them.

That & some therapeutic approaches w/ attachment disorders, are what drives my interest in the pluralistic philosophy of Richard McKeon. Which I've been periodically inflicting on my lj friends. Not to mention it's actually been fun to read & re-read Augustine, Plato, Aristotle, Cicero, etc.

I know. I'm weird. But, unless you try messing w/ one of my kids, I'm generally harmless.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...those references sound interesting...wouldn't mind seeing what sort of squid--er, trouble you've stirred up in the past!

[zoepaleologa.livejournal.com]

*offers booze from the special stock*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oooh, it's all bubbly! And red! Delicious.

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

I'm stupid bitch, you're dumb bitch, we can be sisters!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

We're the perfect comedy duo! Let's book some gigs.

[absurdwords.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! You're a real internet grown-up now.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Does this mean I can finally post entries after 9 pm?

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

Dare I aks the whys and wherefores, or no?

And welcome, my child, to the Order of the Dumb Bitches. Booze is in the back. Save some for the rest of us.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*sings* I'm down with ODB, yeah, you know me!

It was just somebody I don't know bitching on their own LJ that I haven't updated. funny, eh?

[bell-witch.livejournal.com]

Woot! Congratulations. People call me stuff like that all the time in real life. To my face. Bitch maybe, but I'm not dumb. I think you are also not dumb. They were mistaken in their name-calling.

That's okay, though. It would be nice if they could be more creative. I despair, I really do.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

It was pretty funny to find it. I didn't expect it...

[eloisasnape.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!

God what I've been called is too bad even to repeat. Does this face look bothered? (I cried like a dumb bitch at the time)

You are not a dumb bitch, you know it, we know it (points up), so wtf does it matter if some anonymouse says it?

I'm so wise.

Console yourself with the thought that that is the only way they can have an orgasm.

Harsh but fair.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Heh...it wasn't an anonymouse, it was on someone's LJ, public entry, no less. But I took it as a compliment. Obviously she wants to read more.

Yes, you are wise. Eloisa, the Font of Wisdom! And tooth-scrubbing icons.