![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valis2Best subject line:
slither buttermilk irredeemable
---
Crude yet vexing living structure most likely to receive writing awards:
waspish hut Shakespeare
---
Most likely to be turned into an Off-Broadway play about a transgendered individual:
and hob the coarsen congresswomen be schoolmarm
---
Most unattractive pick-up technique ever:
A-200 Lice Treatment flirtation
---
Most insistent:
uplift ! bill goose thorn !
---
Creepiest:
How have you been?
After class, I'm stopping by your place so I can show you this terrific
e-shop.
My deepest love,
Ediah
I'm very sorry to inform you of this, Ediah (and you are not my deepest love (that belongs to fried chicken)), but when you stop by you will most likely become very thoroughly acquainted with Miss I Am Dialing The Police.
---
Most unlikely that I ever sent the original email, according to referenced subject line:
Re: Be spend to excrement
---
Most likely to appeal to sportfisherman:
results in the Perch folder
---
This:
suction and bloodshot, not Rockie
...contained this bit of poetry:
house had been like itself since i had left it
I am sure I am not like myself when I am away
---
I wait by snooper
You will be waiting a very long time. With a high degree of probability that you will be caught.
---
Two-word combinations that have never been made in English before until this spam email:
gallium caterwaul
roundworm enmity I am now picturing the Great Roundworm War, complete with polearms.
fibrous skeptic
deed tampon
chartres roulette
democracy krishna
---
"Daisy" and "Flossie" are both encouraging me to Be flashy. That is exactly the kind of advice I would expect from ladies named Daisy and Flossie. I'm certain they are very much hoping that tonight I will stop at the Giant Sequin Megastore.
---
Most descriptive:
you swim be ant jeweled
Sounds like a Tarzan command to me. And who wouldn't want to be ant jeweled?
---
Lovely high end items. See what they look like.
Yes, I am unlikely to have ever seen a high end item before, because I am such a low class individual.
---
Most in need of a visit to a physician's office:
Re: in cough a discipline slug
---
I called you on phone
And I deleted you in email. Now we're even.
slither buttermilk irredeemable
---
Crude yet vexing living structure most likely to receive writing awards:
waspish hut Shakespeare
---
Most likely to be turned into an Off-Broadway play about a transgendered individual:
and hob the coarsen congresswomen be schoolmarm
---
Most unattractive pick-up technique ever:
A-200 Lice Treatment flirtation
---
Most insistent:
uplift ! bill goose thorn !
---
Creepiest:
How have you been?
After class, I'm stopping by your place so I can show you this terrific
e-shop.
My deepest love,
Ediah
I'm very sorry to inform you of this, Ediah (and you are not my deepest love (that belongs to fried chicken)), but when you stop by you will most likely become very thoroughly acquainted with Miss I Am Dialing The Police.
---
Most unlikely that I ever sent the original email, according to referenced subject line:
Re: Be spend to excrement
---
Most likely to appeal to sportfisherman:
results in the Perch folder
---
This:
suction and bloodshot, not Rockie
...contained this bit of poetry:
house had been like itself since i had left it
I am sure I am not like myself when I am away
---
I wait by snooper
You will be waiting a very long time. With a high degree of probability that you will be caught.
---
Two-word combinations that have never been made in English before until this spam email:
gallium caterwaul
roundworm enmity I am now picturing the Great Roundworm War, complete with polearms.
fibrous skeptic
deed tampon
chartres roulette
democracy krishna
---
"Daisy" and "Flossie" are both encouraging me to Be flashy. That is exactly the kind of advice I would expect from ladies named Daisy and Flossie. I'm certain they are very much hoping that tonight I will stop at the Giant Sequin Megastore.
---
Most descriptive:
you swim be ant jeweled
Sounds like a Tarzan command to me. And who wouldn't want to be ant jeweled?
---
Lovely high end items. See what they look like.
Yes, I am unlikely to have ever seen a high end item before, because I am such a low class individual.
---
Most in need of a visit to a physician's office:
Re: in cough a discipline slug
---
I called you on phone
And I deleted you in email. Now we're even.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
macaroni lampshade notebook!
Date: 2006-01-10 01:20 pm (UTC)A terrible, horrible, no-good one!
Shrimp philandering warhammer
Date: 2006-01-10 10:32 pm (UTC)