Think of the postage

[valis2]

Dear USPS:

Please to install a 24 hour postal service in front of my apartment for my unexpurgated convenience. I will to be wishing for packages having been shipped for all of hours. I am now to be making second of trips this week to your most distinguished location and am much having desire of imitation counter at my inhabiting domicile.

Very thanks for your health and inimitable well-wishing,

Valis

Comments

lulz

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

I wish also to have one placed, plz.

(One problem with the ones in our area, though- recently, they stopped being able to calculate international postage!! Arrgh. There was one that could do intl postage, but then they disabled that part.) Please to be installing automatic postage machine for World outside my house, pls. XD

Re: lulz

[valis2.livejournal.com]

It would make my life so wonderful! *sigh*

A friend just emailed me, saying, "Have you not discovered online postage labeling?"

I'm still in the Dark Ages of Postalry, it would seem. :(

Re: lulz

[artystone.livejournal.com]

"Have you not discovered online postage labeling?"

I was wondering that myself.

curious

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

Does it cost more to use online postage labeling?

Re: curious

[artystone.livejournal.com]

I don't think so.

Re: curious

[mariannelee.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure, but I think there actually may be some kind of discount. I know there is a discount for package tracking when you use the feature through Paypal.

Re: lulz

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I always have some oddball package to Germany, and I think, oh well, I might as well just go to the PO.

[gypsyjolie.livejournal.com]

ROFL.

am much having desire of imitation counter at my inhabiting domicile.

you are sheer comedic genius!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Tell that to my mother! ;)

Oooh...new icon! Very pretty.

[mariannelee.livejournal.com]

Are you channeling some Asian immigrant spirit or something?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. The voice just popped into my head when I began whining--er, writing the entry, and that was it.

[jaelle-n-gilla.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she does. It's a Japanese girl we know from previous posts *g*

[chrysantza.livejournal.com]

LOL. I hate dealing with the Post Awful. Though in all fairness, my local one is really nice, and doesn't mess up. When I lived in SF, though, I could tell another story.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

My post office is terrific! I love all of the ladies. They're all looking out for me--there was one time where they found a piece of mail I dropped in the parking lot, and they held it for me! They're very sweet.

Still, the constant trips are making me mental! Then again, it's the only social life I have right now, lol...