Think of the postage

[valis2]

Dear USPS:

Please to install a 24 hour postal service in front of my apartment for my unexpurgated convenience. I will to be wishing for packages having been shipped for all of hours. I am now to be making second of trips this week to your most distinguished location and am much having desire of imitation counter at my inhabiting domicile.

Very thanks for your health and inimitable well-wishing,

Valis

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Re: lulz

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I always have some oddball package to Germany, and I think, oh well, I might as well just go to the PO.