Best. eBay. Message. Ever.

[valis2]

Hello, I was the winner of the item : [blah blah blah video game title] for $6.00 and I'm going to pay you the item and the shipping. ABout the method to pay, I live in [town name], Alabama, so the best way for me is to pay you by a bank account, I just need your account numbers of different banks and I'll send you the money and after you get it, you send the GAME to my address. If you know another way tell me please. Thank you.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

He doesn't seriously think I'm going to send him my bank account numbers, does he?

*dies*

Comments

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I'm still laughing. I mean, I almost don't even know how to reply without overwhelming the poor dear with sarcasm, y'know?

[artystone.livejournal.com]

Just tell him you don't have a bank account and that he can send stamps.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hahaha!

I was thinking of asking him to hop on one leg for a week and provide video evidence of it. I mean, seriously. I could keep this going for a while.