*laughs even more at self*

[valis2]

Today at work I briefly fell asleep.

I dreamt that I was watching a season premiere for Rock of Love. Bret Michaels was looking over his new crop of girls, and he realized that among the contestants were a pair of conjoined twins, who were conjoined at the skull.

They were wearing super slutty red leather bikini outfits, complete with fishnets, and they were high-fiving each other, saying they were going to outdrink each other.

Bret had this slightly stunned expression on his face at first. Then he looked resigned. In the dream I knew he was thinking, "I can't get rid of them at the first cut...how many days do I have to I wait before I can get them off the show without getting criticized?"

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[artystone.livejournal.com]

You scare me.

But I do have to admit to being OMG JELLUS that you can fall asleep at work! I can barely fall asleep in bed.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

But that's the rub--I can barely sleep at home in my bed. Only at work, lol.

[artystone.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should both try this:

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Don't you just love creepy g-mail ads?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

A didgeridoo? Seriously? That's hilarious! I wonder what G would think, lol.

I did almost buy one when I was in Australia, but then I thought it would be a pain in the ass to bring through the airport.