A bit of a chuckle.

[valis2]

I was on a website looking for Snapefic (astonishing, yes, I know). It's one of those freebie websites where there are advertising banners across the top. Normally I never bother looking at them, but today one caught my eye.

Professor Snape Sale
New & used Professor Snape.
Check out the deals now!

I laughed and laughed. (It was for eBay.)

I wonder if they have financing. It's too sad that the new Snapes depreciate so swiftly as soon as you get them out of the lot. I may have to go for a used one instead. A 2001 model, perhaps. A post-defeat of Voldemort one, though, definitely. The earlier ones tend to disappear a lot, claiming they have "important missions", and I don't want to have to chain him to the bed. Too often.

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[pen-and-umbra.livejournal.com]

Mwah! I wonder, how's the trunk space in the 2001 models?

I slay myself. Someone slap me.

And that chaining to the bed comment just made me go on a happy little tangent that would be hard-pressed (hem hem) to get an R rating.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I wonder how many free lube jobs are included in the warranty?

Now I'm off to wander in NC-17 land...

[pen-and-umbra.livejournal.com]

There's no such thing as too much lube, so hopefully many and frequent blow jobs are included.

Yeah. Me and my jar of Probe Silk Grisco will be standing in this NC-17 corner here. Sigh.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I'll be ready to offer him a front-end alignment...

[pen-and-umbra.livejournal.com]

Must. Not. Make. Fiddling with undercarriage. Puns.

Must. Not. Make. Auger-headed wrench. Puns.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I must inspect his chassis for...unusual wear and tear patterns.

And his ball bearings must be tested.