How to get rid of telephone solicitors
Apr. 20th, 2009 10:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valis2Earlier this evening my phone rang. My caller ID usually displays two lines of text, and is situated in a small nook that is a bit dark, so I can't always read what it says. When I looked, I could see only one line of text, which usually means that it's ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
subrosax calling (it always displays "PRIVATE" when she calls).
So I answered in my usual manner, thinking it was her. "YO YO, IS THIS THE SAMSQUAMTCH? WHASSUP!" I shouted into the phone.
There was a hasty click.
Turns out it was displaying "UNAVAILABLE," not "PRIVATE," and it was most likely a sales call of some sort.
lol.
subrosax calling (it always displays "PRIVATE" when she calls).So I answered in my usual manner, thinking it was her. "YO YO, IS THIS THE SAMSQUAMTCH? WHASSUP!" I shouted into the phone.
There was a hasty click.
Turns out it was displaying "UNAVAILABLE," not "PRIVATE," and it was most likely a sales call of some sort.
lol.
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Date: 2009-04-22 01:44 am (UTC)That totally reminds me of the time I was staying at a Motel 6 and I got an obscene phone call in the middle of the night. You know how I have hearing troubles, and when I picked up the phone this guy said, "I want to smeurfle your murfle" or something. I had to make him repeat it three times, and he finally yelled "I want to EXPLETIVE your EXPLETIVE." Then I laughed like an idiot in his ear and he hung up.