Sue profiles #1

[valis2]

Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to. So here's the first. I'll try posting them every so often.

• Name of Sue: Serina Torrington


• Eye color: Twinkly sapphire blue eyes


• Hair color: Black bouncy curly hair, shoulder length


• Other: Soft, sultry voice


• Curves in all the right places: "Shapely form"


• Exchange student or DADA professor?: No


• Outcast or beloved: Beloved, I think


• Further education: Double major in Potions/Muggle Studies


• Past relationships: Guy who was killed by DEs


• House: Ravenclaw


• Related to canon character: Lucius's favorite cousin


• Unique magic ability: Receives unicorn-transferred energy, meant to kill LV. Ends up with super-powerful Legilimency. Sends special healing spell to Severus during a DE meeting. Can "send" telepathic messages to everyone she wants.


• Wandless magic: Hells yes


• Special pet: Forbidden Forest unicorn named Starlight shows up and speaks to her telepathically


• Special possession: Rock that is imbued with Snape's lifeforce, and glows to let people know he's all right.


• Moment of totally overblown temper?: Yes


• Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: Chapter one: Snape allows her to brew in his lab, and offers to imbibe first potion she makes.
  Chapter two: Snape apologizes for being gruff with her.
  Chapter three: She knows about the Shrieking Shack incident (even though she wasn't attending Hogwarts at the time, apparently) and insists that he face his demons.
  Chapter four: She caresses Lucius's locks.
  Chapter eleven: Snape proposes to her at Christmas.


• Relationship with Snape: Yes


• Sue House: sounds like a Sparklypoo

Comments

[r-grayjoy.livejournal.com]

OMG yes. This makes so much sense. Because someone with an interest in Muggle Studies would totally be a favorite cousin of Lucius'. ::eyeroll::

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Isn't that the way it always works? *snort* And he definitely would want to be groomed by her as well. *eyeroll*

[todayiamadaisy]

Rock that is imbued with Snape's lifeforce, and glows to let people know he's all right.

I had one of those when I was little. It was called a mood ring. I live in hope that out there is a Sue with a t-shirt that magically changes colour when her body temperature changes too. :-)

Why are unicorns always called things like Starlight? Why not Derek?

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I had one of those when I was little. It was called a mood ring. I live in hope that out there is a Sue with a t-shirt that magically changes colour when her body temperature changes too. :-)

hahaa! We used to have those shirts in the early nineties. They were called Hypercolor or something like that.

Why are unicorns always called things like Starlight? Why not Derek?

There's always Charlie... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus)

[verdenia.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

Yup, those were Hypercolor shirts.

Great Sue-ness.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

I remember them vividly. A friend wore one for AGES, until it could no longer change color, lol!

[zoepaleologa.livejournal.com]

Forbidden Forest unicorn named Starlight shows up and speaks to her telepathically

I'm getting My Little Pony x-over vibes here, but probs that's just me.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hahaha! Yes! I never even thought of it, but it really makes sense.

[catsintheattic.livejournal.com]

LOL

Now I've spilled tea all over my keyboard - but it was so worth it.

You know what really cracked me up? The telepathetic telepathic unicorn.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hahaha! So glad you enjoyed it. And this was one of the tame ones. SERIOUSLY.

telepathetic! rofl!! omg. Awesome.

[lady-branwyn.livejournal.com]

Is this from an actual fic?
*mind boggles*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! I don't know if I even have the link any longer, but it was an honest-to-goodness fic.

And this was one of the least awful ones! seriously!

[midnitemaraud-r.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

I...really hope this was written by someone very young.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I don't remember any longer--this was nearly two years ago at this point! And I don't think I have the link. But yeah, I'm sure it was a younger writer.

[sinick.livejournal.com]

I remember that talk.

LARFED MY GUTS UP.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hee!!!!!!!! I'm so glad you liked it. ;)

[vampireanneke.livejournal.com]

Yes, post more of these. Wow, this is worse then the Mary Sue I came up with for my BJD Mary Sue.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

This was one of the tamest. Seriously. I can't wait to share the others.

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

hahaha!

I ♥'d that presentation!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Aw, thank you so much!! I was just looking at the artwork gmonkey42 made, and it's so hysterical. Seriously. She's such a genius!

[mariannelee.livejournal.com]

Please tell me that Phoenix is not mixed in there. Although she deserves to be...

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, of course not! :) Wait till you see the rest, though. They're incredible.