Sue Profile #4

[valis2]

[Recap: Some of you might remember that at one of the HP conventions, gmonkey42 and I put together a Snape and his Mary Sues presentation. In order to put the presentation together, we had to read a bunch of HP fanfics featuring Sues who were paired with Snape. The other night, I was scribbling notes on scrap paper, and realized that the paper in question was from a printout of the spreadsheet that we built to house the data. And then I started laughing at the quote, and I thought that we really should share the profiles because they're just too much fun not to.]

• Name of Sue: "The Lady In Black" Seth Desero


• Eye color: left one "soft, dusky blue", right one "forest green, it's [sic] pupil surrounded by a corona of gold"


• Hair color: red "sanguine"; "long, straight tresses"; "spills all over her shoulders like a river homicide-scene"


• Other: short


• Outcast or beloved: beloved


• Tragic past: tragic past in the future, which is her past, sort of


• Went to Hogwarts with Snape/Marauders?: no


• House: Slytherin, same year as Fred & George


• Special possession: a silver necklace with a crystal, which is basically a mood ring


• Moment of totally overblown temper?: beats up Draco


• Totally uncharacteristic Snape moments: generally whiny and emo. Like more so than in canon.


• Relationship with Snape: wife from the future


• Sue House: Angstywaah

Comments

[quoshara.livejournal.com]

spills all over her shoulders like a river homicide-scene

Actually, I have to say that's a very nice, if somewhat graphic, description. *L* Not attractive particularly, but evocative.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

It really is a strange and unusual picture, and it would probably be awesome in a noir piece. But this? lol! It didn't really work. hee!