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A young Muggle girl finds her way into Hogwarts and also into the infamous Potions Master.

Sounds messy.

ETA: bwa haha hahahahah!!

Two households, both alike in dignity, in London, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes-A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life…

"Fatal loins"?!! HAHAHhaha

ETA: [livejournal.com profile] gillieweed has pointed me to this abomination.

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Date: 2005-05-20 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cantatrix05.livejournal.com
Now just stop being so silly. I know that no one in his/her right mind would write anything this stupid. You've all just made these up for you own amusement.

Oh, wait. There's a link. And it works. *Puts on special sunglasses to keep from being blinded by inanity*

Stories like that should come with their own warning signs. Young unsuspecting writers of English might fall in.

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Date: 2005-05-20 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valis2.livejournal.com
I swear that these summaries are real summaries from real fanfictions from ffnet!

Doesn't it make you cringe? So sad.

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