Crazy summary from (where else) ffnet...
May. 20th, 2005 03:28 pmA young Muggle girl finds her way into Hogwarts and also into the infamous Potions Master.
Sounds messy.
ETA: bwa haha hahahahah!!
Two households, both alike in dignity, in London, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes-A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their lifeā¦
"Fatal loins"?!! HAHAHhaha
ETA:
gillieweed has pointed me to this abomination.
Sounds messy.
ETA: bwa haha hahahahah!!
Two households, both alike in dignity, in London, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes-A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their lifeā¦
"Fatal loins"?!! HAHAHhaha
ETA:
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Date: 2005-05-20 10:58 pm (UTC)Oh, wait. There's a link. And it works. *Puts on special sunglasses to keep from being blinded by inanity*
Stories like that should come with their own warning signs. Young unsuspecting writers of English might fall in.
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Date: 2005-05-20 11:01 pm (UTC)Doesn't it make you cringe? So sad.