My stupid super-hero power

[valis2]

Tonight during dinner I decided that my Stupid Super-Hero Power was the ability to make anything taste like bleu cheese.

Yep. Fear my wrath, or you will never enjoy a nice glass of Chardonnay ever again!

And notice that I didn't mention the age of the bleu cheese. It could be bleu cheese that's been sitting in an overheated car for three months. Oh yes. I'm that tricksy.

What's your Super-Hero Power?

Comments

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

Nah, she needs a snappier name. "Wet Blanket Girl!"

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Your powers are at work again, I see! Excellent job, Concise Girl!

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

I think Concise Girl isn't Concise enough. I think Brevity would be better. (And by telling you you're bidniss like that, I'm showing off my own powers of 'Being Offensive'!)

And by saying Bidniss, instead of business, I'm showing a certain lack of cultural sensitivity, which is, yet again, somewhat offensive.

I am unstoppable!

Mwahahahahaha!

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

OOh! I'll be Brevity and you be Bellicose and we'll be evil twins!

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Ha! How about evil-conjoined-twins? With one head going on and on and being offensive and pointless, and the other now and then just summing things up.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

There's a Disney movie in there somewhere.