My stupid super-hero power

[valis2]

Tonight during dinner I decided that my Stupid Super-Hero Power was the ability to make anything taste like bleu cheese.

Yep. Fear my wrath, or you will never enjoy a nice glass of Chardonnay ever again!

And notice that I didn't mention the age of the bleu cheese. It could be bleu cheese that's been sitting in an overheated car for three months. Oh yes. I'm that tricksy.

What's your Super-Hero Power?

Comments

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I would say...saying the obvious.

Yup...I tend to do that alot...sigh.

*Nibbles dinner* Hey! This tastes like Blue Cheese!!

*snickers and runs*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Awesome! You'll be the brains behind the team...States the Obvious Girl!

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

The ability to offend people. I am The Offender! Yes, I am a Stupid-Villian. I go about my day, wherever I go, inadvertently offending people. Mostly by what I say, but sometimes with a look, and occasionally just by my mere presence! It's amazing.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Excellent! You'll put that to good use, I'm certain. And when combined with Taste of Bleu Cheese Girl we will rule the world!

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

An old friend of mine claimed her stupid-power was the ability to always make the bottom fall out of soggy chip bags.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

An excellent power indeed. So often evil henchmen keep their weapons in soggy chip bags.

[bat-git.livejournal.com]

Blue cheese is a bit "hoitey-toitey" for a "super hero". Since most super vilans like all that "liberal, west coast, ACLU, artsy-fartsy" type stuff, you should try the moniker, Rouge Rouqufert(sic) or something.

Your nemises, of course would be American Processed Cheese man (know as APC man to those on the NASCAR circut) and his steady sidekick, Velveta of Valor.


I can just imagine the comic names...
"Let Go-a my Gouda"
"The Stilton Stiletto"
"Guearre Gangsta"

I'm stopping, I'm stopping

[valis2.livejournal.com]

But where is your super-power? The world must know!

[cordelia_v]

My Super Power is that no matter how beautifully simple and straightforward something is: I can analyze it up the wazoo, parse it, dissect it into little quivering pieces, until it's all enormously more complicated than anyone could have ever dreamed.

You never knew the world was so complex until you hang out with me. :-)

I mean, even something as simple as wanting to have a clean house. I've gotten 400 pages of analysis out of that one!

this quality can come to annoy my nearest and dearest no end . . .

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

She thinks too much.
See!
I'm concise-woman!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh, fabulous!! Over-Analyzation Girl steps up to the plate!

[(Anonymous)]

Analysis Woman! (I've been told that the power of over-analysing things really annoying when you're watching mind numbing television, but I think it's a self preservation power against the destruction of the intellect by such shows as "Mutant Ninja Turtle" cartoons)

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Oops, didn't mean to be anonymous, didn't realise I wasn't logged in. That was me!

[elddonnemar.livejournal.com]

My power would be the infallible ability to point out the annoying details in logic that kill everyone's fun, such as how heroes and villain wouldn't be working together and how restaurant owners only pay in pie.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

A-ha! How wonderful! It's This-Doesn't-Really-Make-Sense Girl!

[effseedee]

I am Captain Random! I baffle villains with my obscure references and bizare segues, and then the authorities come and arrest them while they are standing about going 'WTF? Why is he talking about pirates? How is that meant to foil our evil plot?'

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hahahaha!! Perfect!

"Who is this masked man? And why is he talking about begonias?!"

[randomspectator.livejournal.com]

*giggles at the superheros so far*

Well, I have the ability to run quite fast, almost jump buildings in a single leap, and kind of defeat my enemies.

Cower a little bit, if you will, for I truly am....*drum roll*...

Captain Mediocre!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*puff* *puff* "Almost there! Don't attempt to mug her yet, I'm not in place!"

[bell-witch.livejournal.com]

I don't know that it's a stuper-hero power, as it's probably more of a villain thing. But everyone pretty much thinks I'm perfectly harmless. They come up and ask me for directions (even when I'm on vacation) and the time. Stuff like that. I look like someone they know and I seem safe.

This will all end when I go completely bonkers and start shooting people at random, you know.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Some people just have that look. I know that I often look like I work at stores and people will often ask me for help, even if I'm wearing a coat and pushing a shopping cart.

[(Anonymous)]

You can use that to your (evil) advantage, you know. When people come up and ask you for directions, you tell them the wrong way. So, like when Batman comes up and says 'Where is the Town Hall? I need to foil an evil plot!' you'll say 'It's over there, behind that super market', but really... IT ISN'T! Ooooo.

Your name shall be 'Wrong Way, Jose'!

But people will read it in the paper and think it's pronounced Josey, which will annoy you, but that's okay because you can always tell them where to go.

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Oops, didn't mean to be anonymous, didn't realise I wasn't logged in. That was me! The Offender!

[pandora-nervosa.livejournal.com]

My super power is to correctly guess the postage of any package without weighing it first. Very handy.

I can also cite the correct time (within 2 minutes) when asked at any moment...with no clocks present. Very strange, but I've done it for years.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

It's Amazing-Scale-and-Clock Girl! Astonishing!

[elliek-21.livejournal.com]

I have amazing powers of procrastination! I am a real champ at waiting until the last minute to do anything. Essay to write? Start writing 5 hours before it is due! Packing for a trip? Aw, shux! That can wait until 2 hours before the plane departs! I am Empress of Procrastination!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is a fabulous power! Excellent. Procrastination Girl!