My stupid super-hero power

[valis2]

Tonight during dinner I decided that my Stupid Super-Hero Power was the ability to make anything taste like bleu cheese.

Yep. Fear my wrath, or you will never enjoy a nice glass of Chardonnay ever again!

And notice that I didn't mention the age of the bleu cheese. It could be bleu cheese that's been sitting in an overheated car for three months. Oh yes. I'm that tricksy.

What's your Super-Hero Power?

Comments

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I would say...saying the obvious.

Yup...I tend to do that alot...sigh.

*Nibbles dinner* Hey! This tastes like Blue Cheese!!

*snickers and runs*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Awesome! You'll be the brains behind the team...States the Obvious Girl!

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

The ability to offend people. I am The Offender! Yes, I am a Stupid-Villian. I go about my day, wherever I go, inadvertently offending people. Mostly by what I say, but sometimes with a look, and occasionally just by my mere presence! It's amazing.

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

An old friend of mine claimed her stupid-power was the ability to always make the bottom fall out of soggy chip bags.

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

Oh man...Obvious Girl and Blue Cheese Woman...what a team!

But...NO capes!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Excellent! You'll put that to good use, I'm certain. And when combined with Taste of Bleu Cheese Girl we will rule the world!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

And your power? C'mon!!

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

I told you! It's States the Obvious!!

Sigh...

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

We can go to restaurants and really piss people off and then the restaurant owners will pay us to leave.

They'll pay us... In Cake! Which I will be disappointed with as it'll taste like blue cheese, which I love, but you know, not all the time and not in cake, and you'll get all offended with me because I complain about the cake.

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

And we'll have State the Obvious Girl with us, who will sit there and say things like "The Offender is really Offensive, and Blue Cheese Girl is making all the food taste like Blue Cheese, so you should pay us to go and also that tie is ugly!" and after we get the cake she'll say "They gave us cake!" and "It tastes like Blue Cheese!" and "Offender? You offended BCG - again!"

I can see it now.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Excellent job stating the obvious!!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hahah!! I had planned on writing out an entire scenario once a few people had commented, but I see that I don't have to!

Apparently States the Obvious Girl has worn off on you!

Mmm...bleu cheese cake...yum.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

An excellent power indeed. So often evil henchmen keep their weapons in soggy chip bags.

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

That's the most offensive thing I've ever read!

*ducks flying bluecheese cake*

[bat-git.livejournal.com]

Blue cheese is a bit "hoitey-toitey" for a "super hero". Since most super vilans like all that "liberal, west coast, ACLU, artsy-fartsy" type stuff, you should try the moniker, Rouge Rouqufert(sic) or something.

Your nemises, of course would be American Processed Cheese man (know as APC man to those on the NASCAR circut) and his steady sidekick, Velveta of Valor.


I can just imagine the comic names...
"Let Go-a my Gouda"
"The Stilton Stiletto"
"Guearre Gangsta"

I'm stopping, I'm stopping

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hey, now that you're here, you need to tell us what your power is!!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

But where is your super-power? The world must know!

[cordelia_v]

My Super Power is that no matter how beautifully simple and straightforward something is: I can analyze it up the wazoo, parse it, dissect it into little quivering pieces, until it's all enormously more complicated than anyone could have ever dreamed.

You never knew the world was so complex until you hang out with me. :-)

I mean, even something as simple as wanting to have a clean house. I've gotten 400 pages of analysis out of that one!

this quality can come to annoy my nearest and dearest no end . . .

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

She knows a lot about cheese.

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

Um...I can take the most convoluted, overblown explanation of anything and boil it down into one sentence, thus disarming the over-vocabularized!

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

She thinks too much.
See!
I'm concise-woman!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Oh, fabulous!! Over-Analyzation Girl steps up to the plate!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Straight-to-the-Point Girl! How amazing!

[elddonnemar.livejournal.com]

My power would be the infallible ability to point out the annoying details in logic that kill everyone's fun, such as how heroes and villain wouldn't be working together and how restaurant owners only pay in pie.

[effseedee]

I am Captain Random! I baffle villains with my obscure references and bizare segues, and then the authorities come and arrest them while they are standing about going 'WTF? Why is he talking about pirates? How is that meant to foil our evil plot?'