Gossip!

It was difficult to read all of the gossip on my handwritten entry, so I present to you:

All the gossip.

• ac1d6urn's sekrit number is 5.


• pandora_nervosa secretly writes long letters to Wolverine.


• aerynstales and lfire1 share a brain!!


• gillieweed is not really a weed at all!


• iibnf secretly hates emoticons! She's never even invited them out to dinner.


• Watch out for snapesforte's Stinging Hex--it's a doozy!


• Spike lives in kleio_the_muse's brain


• pen_and_umbra loves Palpatine


• cordelia_v can't stop writing!


• luvboromir24601 + Sean Bean


• junediamanti is the Anti-Cheerio


• privatemaladict dislikes cane toads


• aramintasnape flosses!


• No shiny mints for scarah2!


• delicfcd secretly trains as a pirate ninja!


• straussmonster secretly yearns for illuminated cereal boxes.


• mortifyd knows the secret of the pudge

This was so much fun that I think it's what I'm going to do for my birthday entry. w00t.

Dancer's Horror: A Murder Mystery by valis2, age 8. Part One.

I wrote two "books" in elementary school, one in fourth grade, one in fifth grade. This is the one I wrote in fourth grade, I think. I have scanned in the pages and provided modern-day commentary. Heh...enjoy, if you can.

( Abandon all hope... )

What a cliffhanger!

You'll just have to wait for Part Two.

Dancer's Horror: A Murder Mystery by valis2, age eight. Part Two.

The rest of the epic Murder Mystery follows...

( Abandon all hope again... )

Well, I hope this didn't burn out your retinas.