Grrr, UPS!

I ordered something from Zappo's, and usually they're crazy quick. So I was surprised when there was no sticky note from UPS yesterday telling me that my package was at the office.

I just checked the tracking number--it's listed as "1st attempt failed, will try 2nd attempt tomorrow."

I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX. THERE SHOULD BE NO 2ND ATTEMPT AT ALL--IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN LEFT AT THE OFFICE AFTER THE 1ST ATTEMPT. AND WHERE IS MY STICKY NOTE?

I swear, if I have to go pick up that stupid package at UPS parcel pickup at this time of year, I will be sorely vexed.

lol

Today one of our servers went down. (It would be awesome if the receptionist would say which one, because we have different servers for different purposes, but I digress.)

We had a little holiday meeting where holiday cards were passed out. One of the IT guys walked up and said that a virus had attacked the server, and that they had "given it antibiotics" and it should be fine soon. Yuk yuk yuk.

Someone turned to him and said,"You should be giving it antiviral medication, not antibiotics."

Ah, the joys of working with nurses.

*snerk*

I get the satellite feed of Go Fug Yourself, and today's just made me laugh too hard not to share:

Fashion disaster Arden Wahl