Festive spammer taglines

[valis2]

I laughed out loud at several of the comment lines of these spammer e-mails:


• oskro, do you love me or not?


• what did Ruth find


• Ingrid needs a card


• Eve told me about this


• Or live he rodent


• You Too Can Profit From Micro-Caps bing sysiphus

The last one is my favorite.

I keep thinking that there is a really great story in this, something really thrilling about marriages for Green Cards and Original Sin and moral choices involving rats and oskro's love, not to mention Chandler and giant stones he has to roll up a hill. Too tired to put it together, though.

Comments

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

I love reading down my daily list of spam. It's become an art form, really.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

An art form! That made me laugh out loud. *grins*

I've never had a lot of spam (*knocks on the biggest piece of wood I can find*), except for that time I accidentally left my email address attached to a chapter on ficalley.

So now that I've put Mozilla Thunderbird in order and fixed it up to include both the comcast address and the new business email address, I've been noticing that buckets full arrive at the comcast address...daily. Ugh.