My stupid super-hero power

[valis2]

Tonight during dinner I decided that my Stupid Super-Hero Power was the ability to make anything taste like bleu cheese.

Yep. Fear my wrath, or you will never enjoy a nice glass of Chardonnay ever again!

And notice that I didn't mention the age of the bleu cheese. It could be bleu cheese that's been sitting in an overheated car for three months. Oh yes. I'm that tricksy.

What's your Super-Hero Power?

Comments

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

The ability to offend people. I am The Offender! Yes, I am a Stupid-Villian. I go about my day, wherever I go, inadvertently offending people. Mostly by what I say, but sometimes with a look, and occasionally just by my mere presence! It's amazing.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Excellent! You'll put that to good use, I'm certain. And when combined with Taste of Bleu Cheese Girl we will rule the world!

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

We can go to restaurants and really piss people off and then the restaurant owners will pay us to leave.

They'll pay us... In Cake! Which I will be disappointed with as it'll taste like blue cheese, which I love, but you know, not all the time and not in cake, and you'll get all offended with me because I complain about the cake.

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

That's the most offensive thing I've ever read!

*ducks flying bluecheese cake*

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Hey, now that you're here, you need to tell us what your power is!!

[gillieweed.livejournal.com]

Um...I can take the most convoluted, overblown explanation of anything and boil it down into one sentence, thus disarming the over-vocabularized!

[valis2.livejournal.com]

Straight-to-the-Point Girl! How amazing!

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

And we'll have State the Obvious Girl with us, who will sit there and say things like "The Offender is really Offensive, and Blue Cheese Girl is making all the food taste like Blue Cheese, so you should pay us to go and also that tie is ugly!" and after we get the cake she'll say "They gave us cake!" and "It tastes like Blue Cheese!" and "Offender? You offended BCG - again!"

I can see it now.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hahah!! I had planned on writing out an entire scenario once a few people had commented, but I see that I don't have to!

Apparently States the Obvious Girl has worn off on you!

Mmm...bleu cheese cake...yum.

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

Ah ha! My powers grow stronger and spread rampantly over the land...

Um...that makes me sound like a villian...don't want that...*shakes head*

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

I think you still should do a scenario - and you have a lot more now. Also, include Poo Hand.