My stupid super-hero power

[valis2]

Tonight during dinner I decided that my Stupid Super-Hero Power was the ability to make anything taste like bleu cheese.

Yep. Fear my wrath, or you will never enjoy a nice glass of Chardonnay ever again!

And notice that I didn't mention the age of the bleu cheese. It could be bleu cheese that's been sitting in an overheated car for three months. Oh yes. I'm that tricksy.

What's your Super-Hero Power?

Comments

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

And we'll have State the Obvious Girl with us, who will sit there and say things like "The Offender is really Offensive, and Blue Cheese Girl is making all the food taste like Blue Cheese, so you should pay us to go and also that tie is ugly!" and after we get the cake she'll say "They gave us cake!" and "It tastes like Blue Cheese!" and "Offender? You offended BCG - again!"

I can see it now.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

hahah!! I had planned on writing out an entire scenario once a few people had commented, but I see that I don't have to!

Apparently States the Obvious Girl has worn off on you!

Mmm...bleu cheese cake...yum.

[aerynstales.livejournal.com]

Ah ha! My powers grow stronger and spread rampantly over the land...

Um...that makes me sound like a villian...don't want that...*shakes head*

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

I think you still should do a scenario - and you have a lot more now. Also, include Poo Hand.