My stupid super-hero power

[valis2]

Tonight during dinner I decided that my Stupid Super-Hero Power was the ability to make anything taste like bleu cheese.

Yep. Fear my wrath, or you will never enjoy a nice glass of Chardonnay ever again!

And notice that I didn't mention the age of the bleu cheese. It could be bleu cheese that's been sitting in an overheated car for three months. Oh yes. I'm that tricksy.

What's your Super-Hero Power?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You can use that to your (evil) advantage, you know. When people come up and ask you for directions, you tell them the wrong way. So, like when Batman comes up and says 'Where is the Town Hall? I need to foil an evil plot!' you'll say 'It's over there, behind that super market', but really... IT ISN'T! Ooooo.

Your name shall be 'Wrong Way, Jose'!

But people will read it in the paper and think it's pronounced Josey, which will annoy you, but that's okay because you can always tell them where to go.

[valis2.livejournal.com]

And you shall be known as...Anonymous...er...Girl? Boy? Hmm...

[bell-witch.livejournal.com]

Or the Unknown Stoopervillain. (Anyone remember the Unknown Comic? Or am I just old as well as useless?)