Memelet

Nov. 29th, 2005 11:09 pm
valis2: Stone lion face (chicken foot)
Stolen outright from [livejournal.com profile] scatteredlogic...

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
valis2: Stone lion face (Harvardlady)
And when you're tagged by the meme queen (the lovely [livejournal.com profile] gina_r_snape), you have to do everything.

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1. I hate zippers on shirts. And jackets. I rarely buy any shirt, sweater, or jacket that has a zipper on it. It just frustrates me to no end to try to do a zipper up when I'm cold. I'm okay with jackets that have zipper/button combos, because once in a great while I'll do up the zipper if it's really cold out, but generally I prefer buttons, hands down. Shirts? Absolutely no zippers. I really hated that trend we had a few years ago where every sweater in middle America had to have a zipper on it.

2. If I start watching an awful movie halfway through, then it somehow seems...less horrible. Mostly because it's like a puzzle, and any movie where I have to think is worth a bit more than movies where I just watch. I often will try to guess the background of the characters and inject more pathos and drama into them than there should be.

3. I take a bubble bath every morning.

4. I eat my meals in this specific order: veggies, starches, meat. It's because of temperature issues. If I have fries and a burger, then the fries cool down faster than the burger. You see, I hate getting my tongue burnt. It is really a kind of mania at this point.

5. When I read fanfic (and regular fic), sometimes I find myself breaking off from a moment to stare off into space (away from the book/computer) and think about what my Mary Sue would be doing. Or I think about other fics I'm writing. It's a weird thing, really, but when an idea pushes into the brain, I have to stop and address it before I can continue reading.

List your idiosyncrasies if you wish.
valis2: Stone lion face (Milwaukeelion3)
...by the force of art known as [livejournal.com profile] saridout for a meme...

ten things that make me happy
1. Writing, especially if it's something that seems to be going well
2. Crafting, especially if it's going well
3. Making music, especially if it's going well
4. Playing a really good RPG console game like Xenosaga or Skies of Arcadia
5. Giving something to someone who will be happy because of it
6. Watching a favorite show/movie
7. Great conversations
8. My family
9. My jobs/companies
10. Oregon chai with 8th Continent soymilk (couldn't not have food involved somewhere, heh)
valis2: Stone lion face (Hawaiianlion)
I always liked stuffed animals as a kid, but you know how kids are...they get attached to one particular animal, and that's it.

So here's a meme...Blame it on [livejournal.com profile] atdt1991. I'm posting a picture of my favorite stuffed animal.

His name is Baby Bear. He's a panda bear. I had a giant panda fixation as a young girl. I was given him when I was four or five. He was filled with "beans" and began losing them quite soon after I got him, because he is made of felt, and it kept wearing through. Fortunately my grandmother kept sewing him up, using all sorts of odd color threads. His head was eventually stuffed with cotton because he was missing so many beans. He wears a dress that my grandmother made for him, and bloomers, and a pair of lavender pants that she made him. They're under the bloomers. I've hiked up his dress a little so that you can see the bloomers/pants.

And yes, his ears are different colors. And sizes, for that matter.

Click here )
valis2: Stone lion face (Sanmarcodream)
I'm going to cheat and answer it with one I already did in November of last year, with a few modifications.

Originally gacked from [livejournal.com profile] junediamanti

Twenty one questions about yourself and Harry Potter answered. )
valis2: Stone lion face (Default)
Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] karasu_hime: Ask me six questions, anything you like. I'll answer as honestly as possible, though I might not reveal every detail.

I think I've done this before, but it's still fun.

Hmm...

Aug. 8th, 2005 10:14 pm
valis2: Stone lion face (Harvardmuseum)
[livejournal.com profile] trickofthedark tagged me to do the Five Fictional Characters I'd Shag meme. I've done it before, but it was a while ago and I'll never, ever find it because I'm not looking for it.

So I'll write it anew.

many more than five, of course... )
valis2: Stone lion face (Hawaiianlion)
Had this thing happen that I won't go into because it's rather boring, but I ended up chasing down someone at the show to apologize. Later I realized it was quite unnecessary. Oh well. I hope the world spins smoother because of it.

It was a good show! I was happy with it. Happy happy happy. Everything went well, had great neighbors on one side that were totally amazing. (On the right side...women who wanted to suggest things for me, which doesn't go over well. After ten years I would hope that I'd know how to display things.)

Anyway, [livejournal.com profile] eloisasnape inspired me to do a handwritten entry, which I worked up while I was at the show (and kept embellishing).

Click here for handwritten insanity )

I'm afraid that all you can make out is "My phone broke! Wah!"

Hardly earth-shattering. But there you go.
valis2: Stone lion face (Last Sanguimagus)
[livejournal.com profile] ac1d6urn has a funny entry about using MS Word's Auto-Summary tool.

I used it on tLS...

Dear Harry,
Dear Harry,
Harry followed. “Ron! “Harry! “Harry! Ron elbowed Harry. echoed Harry.
Harry shivered. Harry nodded. “Harry! HARRY!” yelled Hermione.
Harry turned red. Harry—”
Hermione turned to Harry. “Ron!” said Harry. “Goodbye, Severus.”
Harry flushed. Poor Severus. “Severus.” “Sarah...” “Sarah.”
Severus’s potion was working. Harry shrugged.
Hermione...” Severus winced. Severus froze. “Lucius?”
Severus nodded. Severus, the potion...”
“Sarah?”
“Sarah?”
Severus.
Severus winced. Severus. Severus grimaced. “Severus? Severus dreamed.
“Sarah?” said Severus.
Severus froze. “Severus? “Severus?” slurred Lucius.
“Severus? Severus sneered. Severus.
Sarah. Harry nodded. Sarah. Severus.
Severus. Severus dreamed.
“Sarah? Trapped, thought Severus.
Severus fumed.
Severus, sacked?


Sarah never even gets to do anything. Too funny!

Love the last line, though.
valis2: Stone lion face (Venicedetail)
It purports to "[visualize] interrelationships within the LiveJournal community". After examining it, I think it's a visual interpretation of LJ cliques. Not sure, though.

Hey, here it is. )
valis2: Stone lion face (aggressive)
Ambidextrous Love

Severus finished packing. Ever since valis, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Severus had been sheepish.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing cuddled him, all was quixotic. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in a messy closet to become an illicit root beer.

Just then, there was a rugged knock at the door. Severus opened it and stood there haltingly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his hand.

When Severus came to, valis was holding his eye and looking lugubrious. "My love," valis said demurely, "I'm sorry for the sorcerous shock. I've been shipwrecked on a moth-eaten island for the last ten years, living like an onion in the wilds of Africa. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my ear in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Severus could hardly believe his valis had returned. "I will always love you, ear or no ear. Besides, you can cover it up with a cheese."

They embraced dramatically and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was fiesty.


Blame it on [livejournal.com profile] cactus_wren.

It's really funny how the "onion in the wilds of Africa" line worked itself in so perfectly!

You can find the site here.
valis2: Stone lion face (Default)
Request a drabble.

The rules:

I can only respond to the first ten prompts.
The prompt must include Snape.
If it is something I'm not comfortable writing here on my LJ I'll put it on [livejournal.com profile] quirkyhpshorts.

So go ahead. Leave the prompt (anything; a phrase, a poem, a scenario) and a character/pairing (the character, or one of the characters, must be Snape) and I'll try to throw down.
valis2: Stone lion face (Venicedetail)
by the lovely, penguin-infested [livejournal.com profile] ms_hecubus, so I must continue the meme...

Not because you have to, but because you WANT to! Things you enjoy, even when no one around you wants to go out and play. What lowers your stress/blood pressure/anxiety level? Make a list, post it to your journal... and then tag 6 friends and ask them to post it to theirs.

I don't really look for things to "calm me down"; I feel stress sometimes, but it's not much compared to many. Most of the stress I feel is momentary, and lapses after an hour, or sometimes a minute or two. So I'll just go for "Six Things I Enjoy" instead, because I don't do things specifically to "lower my anxiety level".

1. Being online. Love it! So many people to chat with, so many fun links to follow, so much fic to read, so much art to look at.
2. Crafting. Though if it isn't going my way I do tend to get a bit pissed. heh.
3. Watching one of the Old Favorites (Flash Gordon, the Three Musketeers (hunkfest version), Adv of Robin Hood, the Sea Hawk, Mark of Zorro, etc.) while I craft/sort merchandise.
4. Sorting merchandise. It's lovely, it fulfills all of my OCD needs.
5. Writing. When it's going well there's a thrum in your veins, I swear.
6. Daydreaming. Whenever I'm doing anything that isn't engaging my entire brain, I'm off in Snapeville or Superspytown or Fantasyburg zooming about on a broom or chasing down the plains or infiltrating someone's corporate headquarters through some fun character's eyes. Sometimes when I'm online something sparks me and I turn to the side for a moment and go off on whatever tangent was sparked, and then turn back to the computer after I've explored it.

Whoever wants to do this meme...tag, you're it.

ALSO... Thank you [livejournal.com profile] chocolate_limes for the wonderful link! Anyone interested should check out [livejournal.com profile] potterpuffs for some highly amusing icons and scenes with the HP characters drawn very well in the Power Puff Girls style.

Even MORE also... This entry on [livejournal.com profile] daily_sporfle makes me want to always refer to RW as Ron miniature owl pig from now on.
valis2: Stone lion face (Default)
I've seen the LJ Haiku generator show up on [livejournal.com profile] cordelia_v's journal, so here are a few from mine...

Read more... )
valis2: Stone lion face (Default)
01. Reply and I will write something about you.
02. I will then tell what song/movie remind me of you.
04. I will try to use a word or phrase that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable interchange I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.

A bit modified, but there you go. Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] privatemaladict.
valis2: Stone lion face (Default)
So on one of the long trips recently I thought about making a meme. Y'know, going to one of those quiz sites or meme sites and putting together one of my own. But then I thought, I don't really pay much attention to those memes, maybe no one else does either, and then I thought it would be very laborious to make a supah cool one, where I could say something about everybody, and I decided to just write it all out in my LJ, being the control freak I am, because then I could make it funnah. At least, in theory.

So without further ado, I present to you the valis--er, valismort flist as LJ Death Eaters, and our roles within said organization.

The usual disclaimer: I'm sorry if I've offended any of you inadvertantly. Let me know if I have so that I can fix it.

[livejournal.com profile] absurdwords: Always brings a bottle of Firewhisky to the Death Eater meetings and passes it around clandestinely, proclaiming "Just a little taste to get the party going, y'all." And has the best broom closet evah. Filled with Evil Brooms.

[livejournal.com profile] ac1d6urn: Our very own Chooser of Beautiful Scarves. She does all of our Evil Research, too.

[livejournal.com profile] aerynstales and [livejournal.com profile] lfire1: The Official Evil Chroniclers of Our Glorious Death Eater Troup. The prolific pair is already penning volume 423968246782735. Be careful what you say to them or you might be wearing a very heavy Mary Sue hat in volume 423968246782736 that will drag you down into the moors and drown you.

To see everyone else's Death Eater occupation, click here... )

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